Because if you have to sit through one more meeting where someone says "let's circle back on the delta of our synergistic macro tailwinds" without financial compensation, you deserve a prize.
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// MEETING SURVIVAL PROTOCOL //
π° THE BOARD
Click a cell when someone says that word. Five in a row = BINGO. Do NOT scream it out loud.
π Starting a meeting?
One click starts the timer, turns on Live Listen, and begins tracking damage automatically.
π MEETING TRACKER
Tap a word the moment you hear it β board marks automatically
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tap every time someone says "um" or "uh"π try mic
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Listening for buzzwords... speak normally and watch the board auto-mark.
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RULES:
1. Open this during your next meeting. Minimize if on camera. We respect cowardice.
2. Click a cell every time someone says that buzzword.
3. Five in a row (any direction) = BINGO.
4. The FREE SPACE is always Synergies because it always happens.
5. π Track Meeting gives you tap buttons for every word on your board β no mic needed.
ADVANCED: 3+ buzzwords in one sentence = mark all of them. If your MD says "let's circle back on the delta of our synergistic macro tailwinds," close the laptop and leave. You've earned it.
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LIVE GAME IN PROGRESS
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Salary config, um tracker, and full meeting history live in the
πΈ Damage Lab
// UNAUTHORIZED TRANSLATION GUIDE //
π THE DICTIONARY
Every buzzword defined. Subtext included. Legal has not reviewed this.
β ADD YOUR OWN BUZZWORD
// VOICE SYNTHESIS DIVISION //
π THE SOUNDBOARD
Hear your buzzwords spoken by four distinct corporate archetypes. Web Speech API β no actual consultants were recorded.
β Your browser doesn't support Web Speech API. Try Chrome or Edge for the full experience.
β SPECIAL OPERATIONS
Awaiting deployment... select a character and click any buzzword.
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Corporate Drone
Slow. Confident. No soul detected.
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VC Bro
Fast. Enthusiastic. Wants to disrupt you.
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Exhausted Analyst
3am voice. Deceased inside.
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McKinsey Consultant
Measured. Premium. Will send an invoice.
// FINANCIAL FORENSICS DIVISION //
πΈ THE DAMAGE LAB
One shared config. Two ways to prove the meeting was a waste of money. Um counter + buzzword damage calculator, unified.
Ready to track. Hit the button every time someone says "um." Try not to make eye contact while doing it.
Um Timeline
Role Configuration β Edit Headcount & Ums/Min
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π UM SENSITIVITY
Opportunity cost ($) Β· Call Length Γ Seconds per Um
π WHO'S THE WORST UM-ER?
Estimated um distribution by role, based on talking time allocation Γ ums/min rate
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π MEETING HISTORY
Every meeting you've tracked. Saved in your browser.
No meetings saved yet. Run a meeting and hit Save.
// AI-POWERED CORPORATE CHAOS ENGINE //
π€ THE CORPORATE SPEAK GENERATOR
Powered by actual AI. The fact that an AI can generate indistinguishable corporate speak is either hilarious or terrifying. Probably both.
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Hit "Generate" to produce corporate word salad on demand. AI-powered. Legally distinct from any actual meeting transcript.
β‘ Powered by Claude API Β· Generating actual AI corporate speak since right now
π CORPORATE TRANSLATOR
Paste in any corporate email, Slack message, or meeting transcript. Get back what was actually said.
// CUSTOM BOARD CONFIGURATION //
π¨ BOARD BUILDER
Handpick exactly which 25 buzzwords go on your board. Use it to target specific offenders in your next meeting.
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Select exactly 25 words to build your custom board.
// VERTICAL-SPECIFIC WORD POOLS //
π·οΈ INDUSTRY PACKS
Activate a pack to skew your bingo board toward the buzzwords most common in your specific industry. The pain is real and it is targeted.
β Active Pack: β β boards will pull from this word pool
// ORIGIN STORY (CLASSIFIED) //
π THE LORE
π¦ A LOVE LETTER TO CORPORATE SUFFERING
Once upon a time, in a glass-walled conference room on the 47th floor of a building that absolutely did not need to be that tall, someone looked across the mahogany table and said: "Let's circle back on the delta of our synergistic macro tailwinds to see if this pencils out from a big-picture perspective."
Nobody blinked. Nobody said anything. A junior analyst quietly wrote it down in their Moleskine, not because it was useful, but because they were afraid that NOT writing it down would somehow reveal that none of this made any sense.
This app is dedicated to that analyst.
"We're not trying to boil the ocean here, but can we put pencil to paper and really get a quick and dirty on how this shakes out? I want to make sure we're through the uprights before we put a pin in it." β Actual sentence. Actual meeting. Actual person.
The buzzwords in this database were lovingly (read: painfully) catalogued by a former banker who developed what doctors have tentatively called "Synergy-Induced Dissociation Disorder" (SIDD). The only known treatment is sunlight, a real conversation, and the knowledge that somewhere, someone is playing Buzzword Bingo with your deck.
Wall Street Bets has diamond hands. We have pivot tables and pain points.
π HALL OF SHAME β TOP 10 WORST OFFENDERS
π¨ THREAT-LEVEL SENTENCE COMBINATIONS
These have been verified as resignation triggers in controlled environments.
"Let's circle back and drill down into the big-picture β I want to make sure this pencils out before we put a pin in it."5 Buzzwords β Threat Level: Orange
"What's the delta on our synergies? I want to touch base with the verticals and get some color on the macro tailwinds."6 Buzzwords β Threat Level: Red
"Let's not boil the ocean β I'll take a quick and dirtybottom-up and socialize it with the team to get some buy-in on whether we should put a pin in it or split the baby."π¨ 8 Buzzwords β Full Meltdown β Contact Your Exit Advisor π¨
π ACHIEVEMENTS
Earned by surviving. Locked ones show what you're working toward.
π MULTIPLAYER
Create a room and share the code. Everyone plays their own board β first to BINGO wins. Works in the same meeting or across different calls.
π² Create Room
π Join Room
A 6-letter room code will be generated. Share it with your team before the meeting starts.
Your Room Code β click to copy
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Share this code with anyone joining the same game. They go to buzzwordbingo.us β Multiplayer β Join Room.
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BINGO!
π Achievement Unlocked
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π€ SHARE YOUR DAMAGE
Your meeting receipt. One tap to download or share.
β Complete your meeting config first:
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